Hang It Up
Keep It Up

KEEP IT UP - Roth IRA

What’ya, like taxes? I sure don’t! Keep it up, roth IRA.

Picture by Philippe Put.

HANG IT UP - Angels

When you think about it, it’s just a bunch of flapping. Hang it up, angels.

Picture by Eddy Van 8000.

KEEP IT UP - Mangeos

It’s the world’s most popular fruit for a reason. Keep it up, mangoes.

Picture by Mahesh Telkar.

HANG IT UP - Magicians

Stop trying to trick me! You’re too good at it, and it upsets me! Hang it up, magicians.

Picture by Andres Pinto Sánchez.

KEEP IT UP - Jesse’s Dog

My dog’s name is Cocoa and she’s the best! Keep it up, Jesse’s dog.

Picture by Adam Lisagor.

HANG IT UP - Stockton

I don’t mean to pick on Stockton, but it’s pretty fucking lame. Hang it up, Stockton.

Picture by Alden Jewell.

KEEP IT UP - The Arts and Crafts Movement

You know what I would love? A nice arts and crafts sidetable. Keep it up, the Arts and Crafts Movement.

Picture by Chris Beckett.

HANG IT UP - The Mongols

Too invasive. Hang it up, the Mongols.

Picture by Andrew Becraft.

KEEP IT UP - Brussel Sprouts

It doesn’t get any better than Brussel spouts: brown, roasted, and drizzled with balsalmic vinegar. Keep it up, Brussel sprouts.

Picture by Katie Spence.

HANG IT UP - Golf

Even good people become douchebags when they’re playing golf. Did you know there are teenagers who play golf? Sickening. Hang it up, golf.

Picture by Tyello.