Hang It Up
Keep It Up

HANG IT UP - Pot Holes

Next time, you better be careful, because I’m going to get out of my car and kick your ass! Hang it up, pot holes.

Picture by Lulu Vision.

HANG IT UP - Angels

When you think about it, it’s just a bunch of flapping. Hang it up, angels.

Picture by Eddy Van 8000.

HANG IT UP - Magicians

Stop trying to trick me! You’re too good at it, and it upsets me! Hang it up, magicians.

Picture by Andres Pinto Sánchez.

HANG IT UP - Stockton

I don’t mean to pick on Stockton, but it’s pretty fucking lame. Hang it up, Stockton.

Picture by Alden Jewell.

HANG IT UP - The Mongols

Too invasive. Hang it up, the Mongols.

Picture by Andrew Becraft.

HANG IT UP - Golf

Even good people become douchebags when they’re playing golf. Did you know there are teenagers who play golf? Sickening. Hang it up, golf.

Picture by Tyello.

HANG IT UP - Sunrise

I see what you’re going for, but you’re just too early. Hang it up, sunrise.

Picture by Aristocrats-hat.

HANG IT UP - Olympic Athletes

I get it, you’re super athletic! Give me a break. Hang it up, Olympic athletes.

Picture by Marco Paköeningrat.

HANG IT UP - State of the Union Applause

Oh, is that what you’re bringing to the table, Congress? Applauding and not applauding? Interrupting the President anytime he says anything by applauding or not applauding? How ‘bout this - try this on for size - listening carefully and applauding when you get excited and feel the need to applaud. What happened to that? Hang it up, State of the Union applause.

Picture by The White House.

KEEP IT UP - Goose Neck Lamp

A goose neck lamp is one of the best styles of lamp because you can point it wherever you please. Keep it up, goose neck lamp.

Picture by HVargas.